Thanks, Sarah, for getting to the point in a way even dum basses can understand.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
"I'm Mitt Romney, bitches, and I'm all you got left"
This is one of the best, and funniest, pieces I've seen written in a very long time. It takes someone with the wit and balls of Charlie Pierce to pull it off. If you don't read Charlie, well you should. I see his stuff on my FB wall from Esquire. I'm still LMAO at certain pieces, like the following:
"You think I'm worried that a bunch of cheap suits with BlackBerries are talking smack about me to some political fanzine? Do you think I'm concerned about the good opinion of a bunch of people that we'd have had pushing the snack cart around the sales floor at Bain? Do you think I care about the national ambitions of that zombie-eyed granny starver I put on the ticket? That guy really thinks I mean all that stuff about opportunity and free enterprise. You know what's free about free enterprise? No, you don't, fools, because you... don't... speak... Money. I do, and, well:
I'm Mitt Romney, bitches, and I'm all you got left."
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/romney-speech-after-secret-tape-12824014#ixzz26rui54Hs
So I really encourage you to read Charlie on a regular basis and I'll live you with this additional teaser: "Put me on a podium in front of an auditorium full of mouthbreathers I wouldn't hire to park my car and I turn into an ice sculpture. But put me in a room with sentient piles of currency"...
And I wanted to share this great political cartoon:
"You think I'm worried that a bunch of cheap suits with BlackBerries are talking smack about me to some political fanzine? Do you think I'm concerned about the good opinion of a bunch of people that we'd have had pushing the snack cart around the sales floor at Bain? Do you think I care about the national ambitions of that zombie-eyed granny starver I put on the ticket? That guy really thinks I mean all that stuff about opportunity and free enterprise. You know what's free about free enterprise? No, you don't, fools, because you... don't... speak... Money. I do, and, well:
I'm Mitt Romney, bitches, and I'm all you got left."
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/romney-speech-after-secret-tape-12824014#ixzz26rui54Hs
So I really encourage you to read Charlie on a regular basis and I'll live you with this additional teaser: "Put me on a podium in front of an auditorium full of mouthbreathers I wouldn't hire to park my car and I turn into an ice sculpture. But put me in a room with sentient piles of currency"...
And I wanted to share this great political cartoon:
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